MBJ Defeats the FABFC
Jenkins overtook first place in the Cottman division with a convincing win over Duck. The Fat Asians were never really in this one, as the 1 PM games saw Tyrod Taylor and the Bills struggle, while Devante Freeman and Julio Jones were fumbling TDs to each other in the endzone like a bunch of big fat idiots. The biggest news out of this game is the loss of Jamal Charles to a torn ACL. Not surprisingly, Charles spent multiple season on Poos team, so his ACLS were probably already in a weakened state and ready to tear at any minute. Since Duck had Charles for less than 1 full year, the warranty clause of the BOMP by laws can be enacted, and Charles can be returned to Poos for Gio Bernard and Kelvin Benajmin. Commodore, get on this ASAP!
Man of the Match: Philip Rivers - 365 Yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT - 28 Points
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| Captain Phillip?? I swear I didn't photoshop this one either... |
Dud of the Match: Charles Clay - 0 points....must have heard the trade rumors
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| Google Images couldn't find Charles Clay, so maybe I shouldn't have started him... |
Worst GM Move of the Match: Duck started 2 Buffalo Bills...starting 1 is risky enough man, come on!
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| Start at your own risk |
Craigs bad luck continues, as he loses another close match. The NFA Crew drops to 1-4 on the season, and need to have a reversal of fortune quickly if they want to make the playoffs. Forrest remains on top of the Frankford division, and got another strong performance from Todd Gurley, who probably has the worst name for a football player. Marshawn Lynch was still out for the NFA Crew, but Deputy Commissioner Bill Rawls filled in admirably again, racking up 25 points. In the end, Rawls and company didn't have enough to stop the red hot Gougers, who move to 4-1.
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| Fuck you McNulty. |
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| Behind the scenes pic of Bradford giving his pregame pep talk in the shower...Hope Jackie doesn't look at the search history... |
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| Michael Floyd looks like a dude who works at Kinkos, not an NFL player |
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| Andre Ellington is known as Red Jesus....who knew! |
The Commodores ship is sinking fast, as the Murphins more than doubled up on PTiggy this week. Paul finally benched Lamar Miller, but he gets no credit for making a good move, as it was Millers bye week. Tom Brady went up against his old team, and quickly showed the Commodores they made a mistake in trading him for Jordan Matthews, whose 4 points was actually the highest point total for a Commodore WR. Thats depressing. Murphin moves into 3rd place in the Cottman division, as he currently holds the points tie breaker over Hallsy and JR, who are also 2-3.
Man of the Match: Doug Murphin, 123 yds, 3 total TDS - 36 Points
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| Pat Martin = Regular Hamster |
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| This Abdullah only cost 10$, way to overspend Commodore. |
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| Too Soon? |
Hallsy pulls of a big victory, and to this very unbiased bloggers delight, sends JR into last place. Justin Forsett had another big week, and helped make up for the fact that Eddie Lacy and Jeremy iIll keep impersonating Lamar Miller. A A Ron Rodgers was slightly off once again, which again affected JRs ability to stay competitive. Only 2 of his players had double digits points, and all players were outscored by Hallsy defense, as the Broncos went off for 21 points against the Raiders.
Man of the Match: Justin Forsett - 121 yds, 1 TD, 25 Points
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| Da Fuq U doin Flacco? |
Dud of the Match: Randall Cobb - 26 yards, 2 Points
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| God Bless the internet for saving me the 5 minutes I was about to spend making this |
Worst GM Move of the Match: Allen Robinson, who is the 8th ranked fantasy WR, has been on JRs bench almost every single week...19 more points wasted...
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| WTF...I was going to put Allen Robb AKA Allen Burger's photo here, but he deleted his Facebook account? Hallsy Send me a pic of Allen ASAP! |
The Honey Badgers managed to set s season low with 53 points this week. Tyler Eiffert was the only Badger to score in double digits, while Chicken Parm Manning put up another dismal performance with only 8 Points.
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| Eli is much better now...If you didn't sing the song then shame on you. |
Man of the Match: Tyler Eiffert - 90 Yds, 2 TDs, 21 Points
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| And the award goes to....Man getting hit in groin by football! |
Dud of the Match: Tie, Owen Daniels and Donte Montcrief both scored a whopping ZERO points. But since Owen Daniels looks like this, he gets the nod.
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| Sweet picnic blanket shirt, nerd... |
Worst GM Move of the Match: Mike D left Drew Brees and 25 points on his bench. Though not enough for the win, it would have taken the Badgers out of lowest score ever territory.
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| My searches take me strange places..Just Drew Brees dressed like Ceaser riding a ceramic chariot?? |
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