Week 6 Recap

We are through 6 weeks in the BOMP League. Two teams are 5-1, 1 team is 3-3, 7 teams ae 2-4??? Yikes...talk about parity...or bad drafting...

The Kwik-e-Mart Gougers defeat the Meat Wallets

Who needs the Kwik-e-Mart? Johns team sucks Dick-E-Mart...The Gougers put a whooping on the Meat Wallets this week, with a 123-86 schalacking. Aaron Rodgers failed to score 45 points, which once again meant no win for John. The dynamic duo of CJ Anderson and Chris Johnson tallied 10 points combined, while Randall Cobb only brought in two catches for 38 yards. Chris Ivory continued his climb to the top of the RB rankings with 146 yards and a TD on Sunday. Andy Dalton also continued his top level QB play with another strong outing, notching 27 points. Forrest moves to 5-1 and keeps his hold on first place. JR drops to 2-4, and has to deal with the Packers and Broncos (or 75% of his players) being on bye next week.

Man of the Match: Chris Ivory, 146 Yards, 1 TD - 28 Points

Wanna hear something funny? I had more points in this game than CJ Anderson has all season...

Dud of the Match: Buffalo Bills Defense - 0 anything, 0 Points

Putting the lotion in the basket is at least 2 points

Worst GM Move of the Match: JR has 4 very capable WRs and 0 Capable RB's. The fact that Demaryus Thomas is on JRs bench while CJ Anderson, TJ Yeldon and Chris Johnson make up his RB corps is inexcusable.

The NFA Crew defeat The No ACLS

Its a clean sweep for brother Craig over brother Poos, as the NFA crew recorded their second win of the season, both over his ~~big ass~~ little brother Poos. A lot of Craig's big name players finally showed up, including Calvin Johnson and Alshon Jeffery, who both went for over 20 points. Out of Control Beard Andrew Luck threw 3 TDs, and blew his beard hair in everyones on the NFA crews faces for good luck, as they put up a ridiculous 161 points. Poos left a bunch of points on his bench, but since the gap was so big, it would have made a difference. Poos did manage to add Steve Smith off waivers, who may help the ACLS going forward.

Man of the Match: Matthew Stafford, 405 Yards, 4 TDs, 45 Points

Matt Stafford or Pat Martin?

Dud of the Match: Shoish Gilmore, 30 yards, 3 points

I'm dead sexxxxxy

Worst GM Move of the Match: Poos left newly added Steve Smith Sr. and his 22 Points on the bench. Not bad for an old man...much better than also newly acquired Willie Snead and his 5 points.

You started Willie who over me? Stop it. Just stop it.

MBJ Defetas Mentho Lyptus

The MBJ train keeps a rolling, with a 141-81 whooping on Hallsy. Devante Freeman is scoring points like he is Marshall Faulk, Deandre Hopkins is now Randy Moss, and any QB MBJ starts throws for 500 yards. If these guys keep performing like this, MBJ will be about 500 dollars richer in January. That is, of course, if the Commodore didn't spend the league fee money on Beef Jerkey and Propecia. Hallsy team just didn't have the firepower to keep up in this one, with only Carson palmer scoring over 20 Points. Hallsy and John reside in last place of the Cottman divison, just like old times when they were smoking weed behind the church and arguing weather or not Craze built that damn in Pennypack.

Man of the Match: Philip Rivers, 6 million yards, 35 Points

YES!!! BOMP Man of the Match 2 weeks in a row!!

Dud of the Match: Eddie Lacy, 3 Yards, 1 Point, all the kids

Halloween at Eddie Lacy's house?

Worst GM Move of the Match: John Brown went for 196 yards and 21 points on Hallsys bench, while Brandon Cooks still somehow has a fantasy job.

This is hypnotizing

The FABFC defeats The Flying Murphin

The Flying Murphin sent shockwaves through the BOMP league when he spent 33$ for Jamal Charles Jr to block the FABFC from grabbing the Chiefs RB. Sweet move A-hole! At least Murphin left the bum and his 2 points on the bench. The Fat Asians welcomed back Martavis Bryant from his weed smoking suspension, and his 28 points made the difference in this matchup. Why does everyone Duck draft get suspended for smoking weed? Is Josh Gordon still selling used cars in Cleveland? So many questions... Anyways, the Murphins remain in 3rd place by holding the points tie breaker over Hallsy and JR. Duck stays in second place, tied with Jenkins at 5-1 but behind in points to the MBJ Juggernaught.

Man of the Match: BELAKEY?? WHERE IS BELAKEY?? 331 yds, 3 TDS, 34 Points

You wanna go to war Belakey??!!

Dud of the Match: AJ Green, 36 yards, 3 points

Tough to score points when you try to catch the ball with your face

Worst GM Move of the Match: This cant go to Duck, as his bench had a combined 0 Points. So Murphin gets this for spending 33$ on Charcandrick West. Even though he didn't start....

33$ Well spent!

The Honey Badger defeats The Commodore

In this weeks closest matchup, Mike D beat PTiggy by 6 points. The Commodore only needed 12 points from Jordan Matthews and Josh Brown Monday Night, but couldn't get it done. This Tom Brady trade keeps biting Paul in the ass every week as Jordan Matthews has become the CJ Anderson of the Frankford division. Mike D now stands alone in second place in the division at 3-3. Roddy White was resurrected, if only for one week, as he managed 8 points. Lamar Miller put up his first good game of the year for Paul, but unfortunately it wasn't enough to pull out a W.

Man of the Match: Joe Flacco, 343 Yds, 2 TDs, 26 Points