Complete and utter madness has unfolded this Wednesday in the BOMP League.
7 out of the 10 teams bid on FA Chiefs Running Back Charcandrick West. Murphin came out on top, dropping dead weight Alfred Morris and his 33$ price tag and replacing him with a complete unknown at the same hefty cost. When pressed for comment, Murphin stated he has no intentions of starting West, but only added him as a strategic move to block divisional rival Duck Gaffigan from adding him. Murphin also stated that he still wears tighty whiteys and cries himself to sleep every night over his terrible GM moves over the past 3 seasons.
Mike D went the other direction, and added Knile Davis. This could end up being the right add of the Chiefs RBs. West was an undrafted player out of a small college and only has 9 career NFL carries. He might have a short leash, especially if he develops fumbilitis like so many other rookie RBs (See Abdullah, Ameer). Davis might end up back in Andy Reid’s good graces by default.
In other waiver wire news, Willie Snead cashed in by signing a 21$ Contract with Poos. The second highest bid for Snead was 8$, but Poos has to overpay players now due to the terrible condition of his home field on Bustleton Ave. and his poor medical crew. Dr. Mick Gray, head medical trainer for the ACLS, has been known to perform operations while drunk.
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The Commodore’s added the Barn Yard Dawg - Gary Barnidge. Paul actually doesn’t have any idea what position this guy plays and only added him because his nickname is based on a wrestler from the 80’s.
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Duck added Blake Bortles, as Tyrod Taylor and everyone else on his roster is now injured. You know times are tough when you are starting two Jacksonville Jaguars…
The rest of the moves were pretty minor, with Tavon Austin, Joe Flacco, Cairos Santos, Isiah Crowell and Christine Michael finding jobs this week.
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