Week 3 Recap

Week 3, just like the Pope, has come and gone. Check out the action from around the league.

Week 3 Waiver Wire Recap

Jenkins went all Money Bags again, adding 2 committee RBs for 21$ each. He seems to overthought the Dion Lewis bid, as no one else bid on him, which means know one thinks he will get enough touches once Blount works his way back into the offense. MBJ is trying to fill holes through the waiver wire, only time will tell if this strategy works out.

Duck added himself and dropped his cousin Charles. He also had to add one of the many bad QB options out there, and went with Tyrod Taylor over the likes of Kirk Cousins and Uncle Rico.

JR dropped Delanie Walker rather than Larry Donnell, and continues to make moves that baffle. Meanwhile, Poos made a good TE move by adding huge target and soon to be Flacco and BOMP league Favorite, Crockett Shoish Gilmore.

Sonny Crockett

Shoish Gilmore

Crockett Gilmore?

Forrest added Travis Benjamin after his huge game, but since the Browns are the Browns and benched Johnny Football, expect Benjamin to never catch a pass again.

Week 3 Recap

Honey Badgers defeats Halls Mentho Lyptus Penetrating Action

Hallsy falls to 0-3 after another disappointing week from his team. Jeremy Hill is still in the doghouse and Justin Forsett looks more like the 3rd stringer he was on Seattle. The Honey Badgers managed to beat up on the Lyptuses even with Tyler Eiffert and Roddy White getting goose eggs.

Fun fact: Steven Hasuskshckaha scored more points himself, 16, than 6 of Hallsys players (Hill, Forsett, Williams, Landry, Bennet, Bryant) combined.

Man of the Match: LaGarette Blount - 78 yards, 3 TDS - 26 Points

Pow, right in Hallsy's kisser.

Dud of the Match: Roddy White: 0 Catches, 0 Points, 0 Targets, 0 Hope

Throw in the white towel, I am done...

Worst GM Move of the Match: Cam Newton sat on the Badgers Bench, racking up 36 points. Though the points didn't matter, it still hurts to see that many points go to waste.


The NFA Crew Defeats the Team with No ACL's

It was a showdown of the Kentz boys, with Craig and Poos vying not only for a fantasy football win, but for the love and affection of Pat Mama Kentz. Things looked bleak for The NFA Crew early on, as Andrew Luck continued to struggle. Poos however, could never put Craig away, as Stafford and everything in or around Detroit continues to be dreadful. Plus for Craig - Ellington and Murray should be back next week, meaning Bishop Stankey can take his rightful place on the bench.Plus for Poos - Gio Bernard is getting a lot of touches. Plus for the league...Gio Bernard getting points means Pat Murphin may (key word MAY) finally stop complaining about a trade that happened like 9 months ago.... 

Man of the Match: Greg Olsen - 134 Yds, 2 TDs, 28 Points

Greg Olsen: The love child of Thor and Tyrion Lannister?

Dud of the Match: Matt Prater - 0/1 XPs, 0/0 FGs, 0 Points

Wide right...and I'm fired again

Worst GM Move of the Match: Steve Smith Sr. and Larry Fitz are both playing like its 2006. Smith put up 33 against a very good D in Cincinnati. 

Stop this rhyming now, I mean it

Kwik-e-Mart Gougers Defeat The Commodore 64's

Ptiggy loses more than the game, as Big Ben is now sidelined for 4-6 weeks. Rumor has it Big Ben's knees were previously weakened from a visit from the Commodore himself last Monday. We all should have listened when Forrest vetoed that Tom Brady for Jordan Matthews trade....

Anyways, The Commodores stood no chance this week, as Eli Manning got the Gougers out to a big lead Thursday night, and Joseph Randle scored 3 first half TDS early Sunday. Even the amazingly John Rose-Esque move of starting a player who didn't play (Chris Ivory) didn't hamper Forrest's chances at all. Forrest does gets a pass, as he was protecting the Pope from being hit by a Septa bus or something this weekend. To be honest, I'm not even sure what Forrest does.

Man of the Match: Joseph Randle - 87 yds, 3 TDS, 27 points

Cologne and Underwear for all my Offensive Lineman this week

Dud of the Match: - Dolphins D: 0 Points. Not sure how this is even possible.

Worst GM move of the Match: Forrest starting Chris Ivory. Though it was a game day decision, this is almost inexcusable nowadays with smart phones. We don't care if you were sleeping on a cot in a room with 15 other men Forrest!

MBJ Defeats the Meat Wallets

Jenkins just keeps trouncing fools this season, mainly because Julio Jones is on pace to score 90 TDs and have 6000 yards. Though MBJ's new RBs didn't impress this week, his team managed to rack up 78 points from his WRs, which is more than Paul's entire team. The Meat Wallets keep trodding CJ Anderson out there, and he keeps on sucking. Too bad for John Jenkins grabbed every available RB on waivers this week, so the Meat Wallets may just have to get used to scoring 1 point a week from their # 1 back.

Man of the Match: Julio Jones - 164 Yds, 2 TDS, 31 Points

Dud of the Match: CJ Anderson - 18 yards, 1 point

Worst GM Move of the Match: - JR once again leaves a 28 point performance on his bench, as Keenan Allen went off this week. This will be a trend this season, where every other week Keenan Allen and Allen Robinson will have 30 point weeks, but will always be on John's bench. Go Meat Wallets!

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Fat Asian Baby Football Club Defeats The Flying Murphin

Duck sneaks by Murphin in a shootout that came down to Monday Night. Jamal Charles sealed the victory for the FABFC by scoring 3 TDS and outpointing Travis Kelce. The Saints fall to 1-2 on the season and into last place, while the defending champs soar to 3-0. Tough one next week for the Saints, as Tom Brady and his 30 points per game is on bye. Look for Pat to add a QB this week, because if he starts Teddy 3 Points Bridgewater, he is obviously tanking for first place in the new Rookie Draft.

Man of the Match: AJ Green, 227 yds, 2 TDs, 37 Points

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Dud of the Match: Duck, 43 yards, 4 points

Tough one today Stevie

Worst GM Move of the Match: Duck showed why Nepotism isn't good. Stevie Johnson's performance could have cost the FABFC the victory this week. Both Allen Hurns and Kendall Wright put up double digit points and were sitting on the bench.

Why So Serious Gaffigan? You won!