Week 2 Review

Week 2 was not a good week for players and injuries. Romo juked when he should have jived and is now KO'd for 8 Weeks. Eddie Lacy was carted off with an ankle injury.  Drew Brees and Jay Cutler both could miss time, but seeing how both of these guy completely suck now a days, does anyone really care? Who stayed healthy enough to pull off a win?

MBJ Defeats Halls Mentho Lyptus 104 - 86

Week 2 was really unkind to Hallsy. Eddie Lacy gets 3 carries before getting carted off, and Jeremy Hill fumbles twice in the first half and has to watch Jamal Charles Gio Bernard run for 125 yards. What was supposed to be a strength going into this season has quickly become a huge question mark for Team Lyptus. MBJ, on the other hand, put up another strong week. MBJ is off to a 2-0 start, however, with LeVeon Bell coming back from suspension, Jenkins has to move on from DeAngelo Williams at RB. It will be interesting to see how Jenkins keeps up with no real star at the RB position.

Man of the Match: Carson Palmer - 185 yards, 4 TDS, 30 Points

With only 185 Yards through the air, his receivers should take this advice

Dud of the Match: Take your pick between Jeremy Hill and Eddie Lacy. The two stud RBS scored a whopping 1 point between them. Demarco Murray they are not...

Worst GM Move of the Match: Though it didn't matter, Jenkins left Larry Fitz and his 32 points on the bench. With the choice of which over the hill Cardinal player to start, Jenkins went against the sage BOMP Bloggers sage advice and started Chris Johnson as his flex.

Bonnie Johnson is a Saint!!! Defeats The Meat Wallets 114-89

In a game nobody cared about, Murphin defeats JR pretty soundly, mostly due to John's extremely bad roster moves this week (more on this later). The BJS rode another huge game from Tom Brady, jumping out to an early 1 PM lead and never looking back. Both teams are now 1-1 but may be traveling in opposite directions. The Meat Wallets suddenly look thin at RB, with CJ Anderson stinking up the joint and on the verge of being replaced by Ronnie Hillman.

Man of the Match - Tom Brady - 466 Yds, 3 Tds, 38 Points

Show of hands...Who thinks JR sucks??

Dud of the Match: Considering Delanie Walker scored zero points while sitting at home watching the game on TV, this honor goes to Keenan Allen, who also scored a big fat ZERO points after scoring like 100 last week.

Worst GM Move of the Match: All of them made by JR. Seriously. The Meat Wallets draft Larry Donnell to play TE, then one week later realize how terrible he is and bench him for a guy who didn't even play this week. Meanwhile, Donnell scores probably his only TD of the season! To make matters worse, a 30 point effort from Allen Robinson went to waste on the Meat Wallets bench while Keenen Allen pranced around the field fumbling every catch he had. It is now confirmed.... JR is the fantasy equivalent of Andy Reid.

I gotta do a better job of reading the injury reports. Times yours.

No ACLs Defeats The Commodore 64's 113-89

Having ACLs is no longer a requirement for winning in the BOMP League. Poos upsets PTiggy based on two factors; 1) Jeremy Hill being benched allowed Gio Bernard to become relevant again, and 2) PTiggy has a lot of $$ invested in two guys who aren't producing anything...Jimmy Graham and Lamar Miller. Despite these two players giving the Commodores nothing, Big Ben continues to carry PTiggy on his back. As a thank you, Paul drove out to Pittsburgh Sunday night to give Big Ben the ole "Art Museum" Treatment...Seriously, text him, he is in Pittsburgh right now...

Man of the Match: Big Ben -  369 Yds, 3 TDs, 39 Points

Thats the spot PTiggy... Thats the spot...

Dud of the Match: Ameer Abdullah - 9 Yds - 0 Points , still not a butcher.

Worst GM Move of the Match: With all the crap and one legged players on these two benches, it is almost impossible to award this to anyone. The fact that Nick Foles is on a fantasy roster earns PTiggy the nod though.  What, Donovan McNabb wasn't available?? Oh wait a second....

Fat Asian Baby Football Club defeats The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers 79-74

Tough one for Duck, as Tony Romo joins Dez Bryant on the IR. This leave Duck with exactly 0 QBs on his roster. This match was a snoozefest, as both team struggled to do anything. Bradford, who led the Eagles in rushing somehow, barely managed to outpoint a QB who played half a game. Both teams had bad performances out of their WRs, with Charles Johnson, Mike Wallace, Michael Floyd and Kendall Wright combining for a grand total of 5 points...Thats a whole lotta crap right there...

Man of the Match: Rob Gronkowski - 113 Yds, TD, 20 Points

Gronk is wearing 1) my grandmoms couch or 2) One of John Roses golf outfits

Dud of the Match: Michael Floyd - 0 Catches - 0 points

Worst GM Move of the Match: Forrest Leaving the Red Rocket Andy Dalton on the bench with 27 Points. Starting Dalton over Bradford would have given Forrest the win. Also, starting Eli over Bradford would have given Forrest the win....Basically, every QB is better than Bradford.

Honey Badger Defeat NFA Crew 102-66

Tough Week for the NFA Crew. Mike Evans returns from injury to not catch a pass, while Demarco Murray and Marshawn Lynch racked up a combined 43 yards on the ground. The Honey Badgers pull out the W despite having Roddy White and LaGarrette Blount score 0 Points. Lego Man Antonio Brown carried the badgers, as he proves he is the # 1 WR in all of fantasy right now. Honey badgers revamped Offense looked good this week, and provided the biggest BOMP Blowout of Week 2.

Man of the Match: Antonio Brown - 195 Yds, TD, 2 PC, 30 Points

Dud of the Match: Tough on here, as 3 players scored 0 points. Gonna go with Mike Evans, as he is the player with the most upside.

Worst GM Move of the Match: Mike D had 2 QBs on his bench in Manning and Newton who outpointed Brees this week. Luckily Andrew Luck sucked worse than Drew Brees and Mikey didn't need those points.