After Jordan Matthews dropped a pass that cost Murphin 2 fantasy points, and the Eagles a shot at a comeback, he was immediately shipped out of town. Harry used to always talk about benching or trading players when they fumbled or threw interceptions, but he never actually did it. Murphin is on a whole different level of crazy though. But, it is only fitting that the franchise known for cheating has gotten the biggest cheater of all time to play QB for them.
Trade Analysis:
Matthews, a second year WR being paid 12$, is the main target in a pass happy offense. In 2 years, he will still be at 22$ or cheaper, and may be a Dez Bryant/Julio Jones type of player. Brady is good value at 17$, but like Money Bag Jenkins not bidding on Mariotta in the draft, Murphin passed on Brady for the following garbage at QB:
Ryan Tannehill - Hot wife, sucky QB
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| She so married me for my looks |
Teddy Bridgewater - Tiny hands, suckier QB
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| Michael Jackson's got nothing on me |
Jamies Winston - Threw a ball backwards during National Championship game last year, reminds Murphin of his Leneghan's softball days, worst QB ever
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| The ref even ROTFL on this one |
This trade makes sense for both parties, mainly due to Murphins bad decisions at QB at the draft. PTiggy needed WR help after DeSean Jackson faked an injury just so he didn't have to play for the Redskins for a few weeks.
WINNER
PTiggy wins this one, based on future value alone. Matthews has more good years left for cheap than Brady does. The deal helps both teams for 2015 though, so if you have vetoed this trade, you are probably named Forrest.
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