Week 7 Recap


Week 7 Recap is here! Pat Martin is probably so happy!

The Meat Wallets defeat the FABFC 130-100

The best thing to happen to John Rose was the week 7 bye, as he finally HAD to bench CJ Anderson. Every single pick up JR made turned into gold, as Ryan Tannehill threw 3 50 yard TD's  in the first 15 minutes of the game and had fantasy opponents everywhere like:
This game featured a fantasy football first (well, probably). 2 Jaguars played against 2 Jaguars, with Ducks combo of Belakey Bortles and Allen Hurns getting edged out by JRs TJ Yeldon and Allen Robinson 35-29. These players are the first Jaguars players to be fantasy relevant since MJD's neck.

John climbs back to 3-4 and keeps pace in the Cottman division. Duck falls to 5-2 and still holds on to a tie for first place with MBJ. 

Man of the Match: Ryan Tannehill , 4 TDS, 275 Yards - 35 Points
Fuck you Maury!

Dud of the Match: Christine Michael - 1 Point
This is one bad ass chick
Worst GM Move of the Match: Both benches had 1 point....But it seems Duck bought into the Christine Michael hype train just a little too much. 
Au Contraire funny internet shirt, Christine Michael fucked me...

The Commodore beats No ACLS 113-107

Joe Flacco saved PTiggys season by tossing a late 4th Quarter TD Monday night to push Ptiggy over Poos. Lamar Miller took some of Ryan Tannehil's pre game steroid shake and put up a monstorous game, while Amari Cooper continues to have an impressive rookie season. Poos squad was looking good, but injury again hits the ACLS, this time in the form of a torn Achilles tendon for Arian Foster. Has any player in NFL history been injured more than this guy? Sam Bradford does not count because him and his goofy ass sleeves (who by the way, was sacked when a Panther grabbed said goofy ass sleeves) do not qualify as an NFL player anymore. He looks like a scared cross eyed little kid out there.....I really miss Mark Sanchez....
Enough with the sleeves already

Man of the Match: Lamar Miller - 175 yds, 2 tds - 38 Points
Lamar Miler and Paul both run like gay Pumas

Dud of the Match: Droptimus Prime AKA Jordan Matthews - 19 yards, 15 drops, no hands - 1 point

Worst GM Move of the Match: PTiggy starting two TE's...when he should only be starting one...Barn Yard Dawg has surpassed Jimmy Graham, who probably should be riding the pine.
Hey Paul, remember when I used to get you 30 points every game? Tehehehehe
The NFA Crew demolish the Honey Badgers 149-63

Look out! Craig's Coors Light Party Train is rolling!
Craig loves himself some Cocaine
The NFA Crew has found their groove and moved into 2nd place in the Frankford Division. Big Weeks from Andrew Luck, Megatron and Mike Evans led Craig to the easy victory...7 Weeks in and I am still typing Craig...that is dedication! The Honey Badgers have stumbled of late, scoring 65 points or less in 3 out of the last 4 weeks. The Badgers did get Shady back, and Antonio Brown gets Big Ben back this week, which will definitely help Mike D's point totals. Mike D still is ahead of Poos and Ptiggy in the Frankford division, but the battle for the third spot will be thrilling (not really...)

Man of the Match: Andrew Luck, 333 yards, 3 TDs, 34 Points
All my points are in garbage time, but fuck it, lets dance!
Dud of the Match: Lagarette Blount: 0 Points 
Good play calling Bill...Good -3 yards ya big fat oaf..now gimme a hug!

Worst GM Move of the Match: Ryan Matthews and his 17 points were on Mike D's bench. Hard to fault him on Blount with Lewis out, but you never know what game Belicheck is going to throw 75 times and run it 4. Unfortunately for the Badgers, this was one of them.
How about no Alexa and/or Caili
Kwik-e-Mart Gougers beat MBJ 90-87

In a battle of two first place teams, Forrest outlasted the MBJ attack on Monday night to pull out the victory. Larry Fitz and "Yipee Kay A" Justin Tucker couldn't get MBJ the 12 points he needed to mount a comeback. Forest moves to 6-1, and somehow still has an average points against of like 15. MBJ finally didn't score 160 points, but even with the loss stays on top of the Cottman Division. Todd Gurley put up a 3rd strong game in a row, while Chris Ivory got banged up a little bit and is currently listed as Questionable. Jenkins still trotted out Larry Donnell after multiple blog posts describing how terrible he is. I don't think people are taking the analysis in this blog seriously!

Man of the Match: Third week in a row..Philip Rivers - 336 yards and 3 TDs, 36 Points
At least Philip takes this blog seriously

Dud of the Match: Julius Thomas - 0 Points

Worst GM Move of the Match: MBJ starting Rashard Jennings over Matt Jones cost him 3 points, which would have made this game a tie and really confused the standings.
Does Jenkins call himself Matt Jones while slaying Kirby?? 

The Flying Murphin defeats the Mentho Lyptus 148-91

Pat Murphin is scoring a ton of points, and that continued this week when he rolled Hallsy. Led once again by Jordan Matthews Tom Brady, the Murphins never were in doubt in this one. TY Hilton and Danny Woodhead both had huge games, while Doug Martin continues to be a top RB this year (Not a Typo). Murphin holds onto third in the Cottman Division, while Hallsy falls solely into last place. Carson Palmer had another good game for Hallsy, but the RB position once again let Hallsy down. Jarvis Landry made a nice comeback in Miami's rout, but if Hallsy wants to make a late season push for the playoffs, hell need to hope his RB situation improves.

Man of the Match: Jordan Matthews Tom Brady - 355 Yds, 3 total TDs - 36 Points
Who thinks PTiggy loses sleep over trading me???
Dud of the Match: ODB Jr. 3 Points

Worst GM Move of the Match: The 33$ man Charcandrick West put up 21 points on the Murphin's bench. If you're gonna pay the man, play the man!
Listen here Big Red...my Fantasy Coach is actually worse than you are


Special Feature.......Worst GM Move of the Season so far: Since the trade between Paul and Murphin...

Tom Brady - 32.8 Pts/Game

Jordan Matthews - 5.33 Pts/Game

That is all....

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